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I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.

Today is going to be interesting. I plan to call quite a few people and find out what exactly I said last night.
There's only one phone call I can remember even half of and it's the one I want to forget.
Why am I like this?
Get me out of Wisconsin and somewhere where the sun shines all the time and people lay naked on the beach eating tropical fruit. And nobody ever gets drunk and makes a fool of themselves (or gets drunk and realizes what a fool they've made of themselves while dead sober).
I'm like a gymnast with my flexibility, contorting from having fun to crying in mere seconds.
Maybe I should blame my ballet training for making me push myself to these extremes. I don't do anything in moderation.

And yes, I am. But it's worse than you know.